How to become a Knight of Sufferlandria


There are those who know how to Suffer.
And there are those for whom Suffering is a but a minor annoyance.

There are those who look pain in the face and laugh.
There are those for whom pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it is receiving.

Yes, there are Sufferlandrians.
And there are Knights of Sufferlandria.

To be awarded the highest honour accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

Rules that must be obeyed

  • Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  • You must be at least 18 years old.
  • You must have an active subscription to Wahoo X in order to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria®.
  • You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
  • You can do them in any order you like.
  • You may not do any video title more than once (e.g., you can't do the old and the remastered version of a video.
  • All workouts must be completed in the SYSTM app.  Workouts completed outdoors using a Wahoo computer will not be applicable to a Knighthood Quest.
  • The following workouts ARE valid as part of The Quest:
  • If a video is NOT on the list above it is NOT valid for a Knighthood ride.
  • You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  • We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  • You really should, although it's not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause. It'll do good for the world, make you even prouder of yourself and rightly earn the praise of your fellow Sufferlandrians.
  • Upon completion, fill out this form. (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
  • Wait for The Minions to get back to you (Please give them time to respond - they're very busy!)
  • If your ride is accepted, the Minions will notify you and you'll be invited to join the Knights-exclusive group in the Forum.  
  • Bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight of Sufferlandria®. Never shall you not be the centre of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.

Please see the current List of Knights of Sufferlandria

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