How to become a Knight of Sufferlandria

There are those who know how to suffer. And there are those who do not know how not to suffer. There are those who look pain in the face and laugh. There are those who can’t look pain in the face because pain is too scared to look up from the pounding it’s getting. Yes, there are Sufferlandrians. And then there are Knights of Sufferlandria. To be awarded the highest honour accorded by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Madness, one must simply do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.

 

Rules that must be obeyed

  • Please see a doctor. You’re not right and are in desperate need of help.
  • You must be at least 18 years old.
  • You must do 10 Sufferfest videos, back-to-back.
  • You can do them in any order you like.
  • You may not do any video title more than once (e.g., you can't do the old and the remastered version of a video.)
  • The following workouts ARE valid as part of The Quest:
    • 14 Vise Grips
    • A Very Dark Place
    • Angels
    • Attacker
    • Blender
    • Butter
    • Cobbler
    • Defender
    • Do As You're Told
    • Fight Club
    • GOAT
    • Hell Hath No Fury
    • It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (ISLAGIATT)
    • Local Hero
    • Nine Hammers
    • Power Station
    • Revolver
    • Team Scream
    • The Bat
    • The Best Thing in the World
    • The Chores
    • The Downward Spiral
    • The Hunted
    • The Omnium
    • The Rookie
    • The Shovel
    • The Trick
    • The Wretched
    • There Is No Try
    • Thin Air
    • Violator
    • Who Dares.
  • If a video is NOT on the list above it is NOT valid for a Knighthood ride.
  • Running videos are not permitted.
  • You are allowed 10 minutes rest between videos. No more. But less is fine.
  • You must publicly record and post the event somehow – e.g., power/hr files, photos, Facebook posts and/or tweets during the event to show progress.
  • We do not set any kind of performance benchmark for your ride (i.e., how hard you have to go). However, we insist that you do a ride in which you Suffer and which, most importantly, of which you are immensely proud of yourself for having given all you can give and a bit more.
  • You really should, although it's not necessary, try to raise money for a good cause. It'll do good for the world, make you even prouder of yourself and rightly earn the praise of your fellow Sufferlandrians.
  • Each person who wants to be Officially Recognised as a Knight of Sufferlandria® must have a valid subscription to SYSTM.
  • Upon completion, fill out this form. (don’t send us an email – we need it through the form).
  • Wait for The Minions to get back to you (Please give them time, this can take a few days, sometimes longer). 
  • If your ride is accepted, the Minions will notify you and you'll be invited to join the Knights-exclusive group in the Forum.  
  • Bask for eternity in the GLORY that comes from being a Knight of Sufferlandria®. Never shall you not be the centre of every single dinner conversation you attend from that point onwards.